From Alcohol to Algorithms

So I'm visiting my good friend Neil here in Woodland Park, Colorado. He has two seven-month old kittens and they are affectionate. Let me tell you, coding with a cat attacking your face makes for a more difficult time.The cat obviously doesn't want me to become the next supreme overload of the planet. After I got used to the cat, this chapter was very logical and easy to follow. This chapter focused on functions, parameters, arguments, imports, and max/min/abs/type. Overall I felt good at the level and speed in which I comprehended these things. For this week's project I made a trip cost calculator which didn't give me too much trouble at all. In fact the only time my code didn't compile the first time, was because I was doing toooo much. This is a pretty simple program, and even though I'm pretty limited in code academy, I'm going to attempt to all for user input instead of just printing out defined values. We'll see how that goes. T...

Setting the mood: Spotify playlist I'm currently listening to while attempting to learn python On this weeks episode of "Patrick attempts to add value to his life", he attempts to words. Yes, you read that right, I attempt to words. Words are hard, and when you say the same two or three almost a billion times out loud, they begin to lose meaning and you as a person begin to lose sanity.  This week conditionals and control flow, which really means I learned about "comparators", "boolean operators", and "If, Else, and Elif" loops. Which translates into human speak as, I learned to say some of the same words so many times they eventually lost meaning and I then added swear words in front of them to hopefully give them meaning. After saying things out loud to myself more times than I'd like to admit I eventually finished my program of a Pig Latin Generator. Yes, I typed in a word "Patrick" and it output "atrickpay...

Today I start my training on learning to code. I'm going to give up the majority of my social drinking to learn how to write code, solve problems, create things, etc., etc., then take over the world. It's a really easy step by step plan that starts with "hello world" and ends with me as the supreme overlord of this planet. Don't worry, I promise to be a good overlord. The only real experience I have with any sort of code is UNIX and some line commands I learned while studying networking in high school and college. Needless to say I'm pretty green when it comes to this stuff. However, I do have a few hours a night before I go to bed where I usually spend money at a bar socializing with people about random crap that doesn't really fulfill much other than killing time and lightening my bank account. So, I'm going to change that for the foreseeable future and you all read along with my somewhat entertaining blog posts. Feel free to leave me words of enco...